As I wade daily through the idiocy of America, led in great part and passion by the politically correct in this country, I am given hope by one of America’s great cartoon icons…Toucan Sam. In a society where a vocal minority of narcissists do nothing but push an irritating, offensive to many agenda of worthless ideals upon America, I find it hard to believe the amicable, friendly (though snooty in accent) bird of paradise has made it through unscathed.

Now, unfortunately, political correctness has been killing our culture for decades. As a graduate teacher in 1989-90 at Central Michigan University, I remember my own frustration. In one of my lectures for the basic speech class I taught I commented that things were getting so bad the gays (I believe queers is acceptable now too thanks to TV) are going to force Kellogg’s to change the name of Fruit Loops because its offensive. Somehow, that never happened. For this, we owe a debt of gratitude, an enormous one no doubt, to Toucan Sam.

One can only imagine how the talk went at Kellogg’s headquarters:

Exec – Sam, I hate to tell you this, some irritating, self-righteous, nothing better to do homosexuals are offended by the name Fruit Loops and want us to change the name.
Sam – Follow your nose…it always knows

Exec – No Sam, really, apparently they can take a pee-pee in the poo-poo, but this Fruit Loops stuff is highly offensive and makes then feel uncomfortable.
Sam – Follow your nose…it always knows

Exec – No seriously Sam, some women who strongly prefer anchovies to hot dogs are pretty pissed, we need to do something.
Sam – Follow your nose…it always knows

Exec – Sam, Baby, we’re really getting called out on the carpet on this one, having the rug pulled out from under us, so to speak
Sam – Follow you nose…it always knows

Well, you can imagine how the rest went. Eventually, a bird with a multi-colored beak, who can do nothing but say ‘Follow your Nose…It always knows,’ can be more irritating than a group of self-loathing narcissists who feel the need to shove an agenda down everyone’s throat. Fruit Loops was saved! Or maybe in the end, the many colors of Fruit Loops rainbow came to best represent the wacky, far-left gay agenda and soothed their need to tell us what is right. Only Sam, the exec and the pain-in-the-ass, I hate my life so you have to suffer too crowd know for sure.

Listen, if you’re gay, no one cares….just quit throwing it in people’s faces. As with anything, that’s when something that can be a good thing (personal freedom) becomes a bad thing (subscribe to what I do….or else). Death to political correctness!!!!

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